MegaNater
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Monday, April 04, 2011
Memo to Limb Buds - 29 weeks (prenatal)
Your movements...
Pay no attention to the unmade bed. You still have to make your bed if I tell you to...because I said so.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Gracie Bamberger...You're 3 years old today!
These are some of the things that we love about you...
-You're so well behaved.
-You're very patient when we eat dinner. You don't try to jump on us or get in our food. You sit patiently next to us because your favorite thing to do is lick my hand after I've finished eating (whether I've used a fork or not).
-You have never tried to destroy anything in the house. When you stay home alone, you don't touch a thing...not even your toys.
-Your 'moves' when I come home...
-Your 'moves' when Nate comes home, which is frantically chewing your bone.
-You think dental teeth foam is a treat.
-You love your poultry flavored toothpaste.
-You love your Heartguard.
-The way you do your 'kicks' after you've gone poopie.
-How you can't maneuver the turn before the stairs...your weenie bod is not that long.
-The way you do your 'swim moves' during your baths...
-Your American Idol audition...
-You never give up...
-How you hate dressing up but you do it anyway to amuse me...
-Your long weenie bod...
-Your nut bagginess.
Happy birthday, Gracie!
Friday, March 18, 2011
Burn baby, burn!
Sunday, March 13, 2011
What lies beneath!
Today Nate noticed that one of the bathroom sinks was draining slow so he decided to plunge it. It worked so well that he also decided to plunge the shower sink. Little did he know it would open up a can of worms...and a giant hair monster...and a rusty nail.
Uh...this is what he was able to get out of the drain.
Notice the rust nail (courtesy of Pulte Homes)
Surprisingly...the shower had been draining fine even with this hair monster growing in the pipe for so long. However, after this was taken out and he kept plunging away it completely stopped up. Could there be another giant hair monster lodged way down there now so nothing could pass? I said no way and blamed it on Pulte and the fact that they had probably dropped 20 more nails down there while building the house. Nothing else could be powerful enough to block the pipe. So we drove to Home Depot and bought a drain snake. It didn't help. What the deuce. We decided to give up and call a 24/7 plumber...whose voicemail said they would be closed on Saturday and reopen at 9am on Sunday. Mmmmkay...what part of 24/7 are they not understanding? We were resigned to the fact that we would have to wait until Sunday to get the pipe unclogged and were debating on whether or not we should try Drano. I thought we should give it a try but didn't really think it would be able to disintegrate all the nails in the pipe. Nate thought we shouldn't try it because it might burn the skin of the plumber when he was trying to fix it the next day. Forget that, plumbers should have gloves. And if they don't think someone's going to try Drano before they call a $400 plumber, they deserve to get their skin burned off, right? So we bought the $6 Drano (which by the way has a money back guarantee if it doesn't unclog the drain...bonus). We let it sit for 30 minutes and voila...we were both shocked...the pipe completely unclogged. So it wasn't a whole bunch of rusty nails after all? It was my giant hair monster spawn that Nate plunged so deep down the pipe and so perfectly lodged it in there that no water was able to pass by. Drano prevails! Although I am sad that we never got to see the giant Gracie-sized ball of hair that was living in that pipe.
This made it all worth it. We don't need a plumber. We already have buttcrack up in here!
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
Monday, March 07, 2011
Thursday, March 03, 2011
Memo to Limb Buds - 24 weeks (prenatal)
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Snoogle-licious
-Megan