Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Kong Ultra...You claimed to be tough and indestructible, able to withstand the strongest of chewers. You were no match for little Gracie. You last only a couple minutes and then you had a bite taken out of you.
Orka...You claimed that you could entertain the power chewer but your qualifications also fell short. You too lasted only a couple minutes before part of you ended up in the belly of your most feared enemy.
Clifford The Red Dog...We had high hopes for you. You came prepared with your rope armor protecting your mid-section. However, when we realized you left your tail exposed we knew you wouldn't be with us for long. Time in battle: 10 minutes.
The Lion...We thought you were cute so we gave you a chance. We should have known that you would never survive. It wasn't long before the razor sharp teeth pierced your back.
The Weenie Dog...We tried you out because you were free with a coupon. You lost your foot within a few short minutes. We thought she would have had more compassion for you since you are both weenie dogs. However, she couldn't stand your incessant squeaking and she had to put an end to it.
Resistance is futile. Bring on the next victims.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Monday, October 06, 2008
Please take this ridiculous thing off me.
Cal versus Colorado State
San Diego...still scoreless in the 2nd quarter
Nate Kaeding missed a kick...he's not happy.
Chargers have only 3 points with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter!
The score is starting to look better.
San Diego takes the lead!
Only in Oakland would you need to hand this out.
A clip of Daniel Tosh...